Tuesday, February 26, 2013

The Show Must Go on


(At least) Most of us understand that in the world of wrestling, rather in the WWE, about 80% of the business is scripted. That is the "entertainment" side of it, as it mostly an act. However, outside instances from wrestler's lives can alter the scripted outcome of what has already been written. That again, is the "entertainment" side of the business  And that is the beauty of it all; scripts can be changed and whipped up in a heartbeat. Even with wrestlers at the Gorilla Position.

Such is the case with Jack Swagger. A lot of buzz is happening and being spoken around the guy, and yet, there has been no "known" punishment given to Swagger to the public eye. That's where the politics side of it all happens. At this point in time, it is apparently the case that the WWE is going forward with the Swagger push and holding off on his suspension, as it seems as if it is, again, "good for business" as upper management sees fit. Of course, I would not hesitate to agree with Creative.

"But TWS? Why would you AGREE with allowing Swagger to evade punishment and get his push? This isn't fair to the other wrestlers who have been charged with suspensions and such!!" Although this isn't fair to plenty of superstars on the WWE roster, Swagger and Zeb Colter (Dirty Dutch, by the by) have garnished enough heat in the media with Glenn Beck and within the locker room "kayfabe" with Del Rio to keep this run up and not ditch it in the circular file. Therefore, in the eyes of WWE Creative, the show must go on. When Swagger no longer proves to be useful, then they'll slap on whatever punishment that they feel needs to be administered, if there hasn't been already.

Regarding the show, however, Swagger seems to have taken a backseat. In typical Superstar/Managerial roles, Swagger should be the one sending the message, and Colter the mouthpiece. Swagger is showing to be Colter's muscle in the vignettes  and Colter is sending the message, a la Shawn Michaels and Diesel. I believe this works for

Swagger, as he isn't too eloquent on the microphone, and Colter delivers points home time and time again in a controversial All American Tea Party influenced storyline. He has even caused a stir with Glenn Beck, who is a conservative commentator on his own radio show. As "The Atlantic Wire" mentions, Beck is losing the war with the WWE, as the radio host doesn't see the transparency and the "kayfabe" script of what the WWE has created. Co-Commentator Stu Burguiere argues the fact that back in the Golden Era, the WWE had created a storyline similar to this, but with the shoe on the other foot;
“Wouldn't the argument be, I mean at least one of the arguments would be, okay, they’re trying to create villains. They do this all the time. They are trying to create a villain. Like when I was a kid, I remember, like, the Iron Sheik. And the Iron Sheik was from I think Iran and he was always saying terrible things about America. Now, that didn’t mean the WWF at the time didn't like America. They were trying to make a villain out of the Iron Sheik, right? But this is different. It seems that the villain, the guy you’re supposed to hate, is this stereotype of a conservative that I've never met."
  WWE Creates Controversial Tea Party Character

Burguiere is right, but hardly anyone ever goes back to happier times when the WWE was with cartoon villains attempting to take over the wrestling universe. So, ever the opportunist, WWE offered a spot for Beck to have a chance to speak on RAW, to which Beck supposedly turned down. Therefore, WWE brought the fight to Beck's radio studio to get a chance for Beck to publicly state his opinion on the WWE's venue!


With so much controversy over Swagger's arrest, and then the immediate "pipe-bomb" that Colter and Swagger have already ensued, this is television. This is a storyline worth investing, and why dump Swagger in the suspension pile when this is running on all eight cylinders? There is no rhyme or reason, and most likely, just to keep the Tea Party going, Swagger must have had already agreed to something when he made his return. You don't see the man being buried immediately after his run in with the lawman; you see him dominating like nothing ever happened. And whether or not Alberto Del Rio makes a triumphant victory at Wrestlemania against a (potentially seeming) racist faction, this will continue. It works, and the show must go on.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

It Takes One Time To Lose Your Swagger


One can only tell what is going through the mind of
Jack Swagger in his mug shot.
Provided by TMZ.com
The IWC is abuzz of Jack Swagger's inability to maintain and get thrown into the Mississippi slammer for a DUI and speeding. Due to the fact that Swagger had selfishly knocked out five other competitors at the Elimination Chamber and is foolishly booked for possession of marijuana, I had a feeling that somewhere along the line, Swagger was not championship material. WWE company policy states several components in regards to Swagger's situation. Based on a first offense and being tested for marijuana, Swagger will be fined $2,500 and suspended for thirty days.

From WWE Corporate's website:
In the event of any positive test for marijuana, the WWE Talent shall be fined Two Thousand Five Hundred US Dollars ($2,500.00) per positive test, which shall be deducted from the WWE Talent's downside guarantee.
WWE Corporate Company Abuse Policy

However, Swagger was not tested for it--he was arrested and booked in the Mississipi jail. WWE has a much more strict policy when it comes to superstar law-breaking.

From WWE Corporate website:

Any WWE Talent, who is arrested, convicted or who admits to a violation of law relating to use, possession, purchase, sale or distribution of drugs will be in material breach of his/her contract with WWE and subject to immediate dismissal.
In addition to the penalties that may be imposed pursuant to his/her contract with WWE, a violation of this Section 14 may also be treated as a positive test for drugs prohibited by this Policy and therefore, subject to the penalties set forth in Section 15 of this Policy.
WWE Corporate Company Abuse Policy

Will Swagger still walk into Wrestlemania 29
as the #1 Contender?
This right here can affect an entire outcome of not only Swagger's 45 day future, but the future of everyone connected to the World Heavyweight Championship, Wrestlemania 29, and the WWE. The question is posed, the gauntlet thrown; what does the WWE do from here? It doesn't look too good for Swagger's future, as he isn't a big name like Cena, Undertaker, or Orton (who has walked back into the WWE with five known suspensions). If the WWE allows Swagger to walk into Wrestlemania as planned, the Wellness Policy has no merits. The only other case that I can compare this to would be Rob Van Dam's arrest conviction back in 2006, and R-Truth's suspension in 2011. RVD would lose both the WWE and ECW champions, the alliance with Paul Heyman, and suspended for 30 days. R-Truth's suspension was delayed until after Survivor Series. Swagger doesn't have the World title, and if he did, it would complicate things even more. With this said, Swagger will most likely be thrown in a quickie storyline where he places his contendership on the line (similar to Punk/Cena for this upcoming Monday) and lose it to Orton or one of the other Elimination Chamber participants as a form of punishment, or be somehow taken off TV for a while to continue the storyline. That's my guess.

Or, just flat out hand him his pink slip.

This poses a number of questions for me on my end of analyzing this predicament. Many superstars throughout history are faced with a sudden lapse of judgment, but (almost) immediately bounce back and get right back into the title picture after their suspension. Even beyond Wrestlemania, will WWE maintain their composure and allow Swagger to bounce back into the title picture? Other stars such as Orton, Jeff Hardy, Rob Van Dam, and even Rey Mysterio were thrust immediately into title pictures coming back from suspensions, so would this honestly take the same pattern? The Wellness Policy violation reprocussions aren't as cutthroat as they should be; it devalues title runs and forces good employees to take a back seat in the thick of things. But... it seems that whatever is good for business will stay that way. I don't think that Swagger is good for business.

Listen to Rowdy Roddy Piper! Just say NO!
Courtesy of Google Search "WWE Wellness Policy"

Just say no to drugs, kids!

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Elimination Chamber/RAW Aftermath


Forty eight days left until Wrestlemania 29, and things are starting to heat up. With Elimination Chamber behind us, this will be the last stretch between the Chamber, and Wrestlemania. With that in mind, what is the current major buzz in the WWE?

Jack Swagger claims the #1 Contender's Spot for the World Heavyweight Championship

The Elimination Chamber match for this one really blew me away, along with many, many other bloggers and fans throughout the WWE Universe. Guaranteed, Jack Swagger was not the favorite (or even the underdog) to win this match, considering the last high profile match we saw him in the ring, he lost to US Champ Santino Marella. Apparently the WWE wants to give Swagger the push toward the World Heavyweight Title and give him a Wrestlemania moment by facing Del Rio. Face ADR versus Heel Swagger... it works. However, in my mind, there is this nagging little piece in the back of my mind that sits there and goes, "Hey, what about me?"

I'm talking about Dolph Ziggler. Ziggler, with the absolutely beautiful distraction in the five-foot-two form of AJ Lee and the large-as-life Big E Langston; might be a wild card in this equation. Ziggler nearly walked into Wrestlemania AS the World Heavyweight Champion last night as Langston dismantled Alberto Del Rio and attempted to cash in his briefcase. If the next upcoming PPV was any OTHER PPV than Wrestlemania, I would rule out Ziggler. But... it IS Wrestlemania, after all. To steal the show, so to speak, I want to believe that within the next few weeks or even at Wrestlemania, Ziggles will cash in.

Back to Swagger. With the addition of Zeb Coulter flanking him as the patriotic mouth-piece, I would hope that Swagger doesn't fall flat in his chase for the WHC at Wrestlemania. I just don't see any sort of credibility on Swagger to carry the World Title. If my memory serves me correctly, Swagger hasn't won a single's match for over a year. From what I believe, is the WWE really going to let a superstar with a one year losing streak a chance at the title? But again, they let a Hollywood actor gone from wrestling for ten years walk in and become WWE Champion. Go figure.

If the WWE has faith in him, let's just hope that he doesn't drop the ball.


Cena puts up or moves out of the way

The WWE has given John Cena many opportunities this year to afford an opportunity for the WWE Championship. He cashed in the RAW Money in the Bank contract and lost a legitimate bout between him and CM Punk; was defeated by CM Punk at Night of Champions; was defeated AGAIN by Punk at Survivor Series; and now became the Royal Rumble winner for the second time to headline Wrestlemania for another chance at the WWE Championship. Four chances, one year. We understand that he is SuperCena, but year after year we have Cena shoved down our throats like vegetables we need to eat before we get to the dessert. Following twenty-fours hours removed from Elimination Chamber, CM Punk has goaded Cena into giving up his Royal Rumble spot in Wrestlemania in a Winner Take All match next week. If Cena wins, he finally has Punk put foot-to-mouth and shuts down his winning streak. Punk wins, well, he goes to Wrestlemania. SuperCena will prevail, and still headline Wrestlemania with the Rock. Why would the WWE throw a curve ball or a wrench in the gears? To take the IWC off of the horse and say, "Erhmahgerd! Punk may win!" Highly doubt it. I was going to doubt Rock was going to win at Wrestlemania until he debuted the new championship belt (which I will get to in a moment). Cena supposedly is going for the win with Rock VS Cena II to even the score, but with the new title on the Rock's shoulder, I have mixed feelings about the Mania match. At this point, it can go either way. But I will be extremely surprised if Punk retains his winning streak against Cena intact this coming Monday.


The WWE Championship

After eight long years since John Cena debuted the "Spinning Shipwreck" of a championship (courtesy of Edge himself), The Rock brings out a redesigned championship. It has been long overdue, and I am glad for the change. As he said himself, The Rock will not go to Wrestlemania with a toy; a prestigious trophy that spins. But, I will say that when The Rock claims that a championship should honor past champions and inspire future champions, his statement is misplaced to say the least. The new WWE Title is a fresh change, but the WWE Championship looks like a Hollywood marquee from the El Capitan Theatre. I do happen to agree with the Rock when he states "inspiring and honoring", but the current title doesn't inspire me, nor do I feel like it honors past champions. Another thing that bothers me is the lack of a nameplate. Obviously, you don't need a name plate to distinguish who is the WWE Champion, but one could just get a replica, and "be" the champion with the old school yard rule, "It doesn't have your name on it!!"

But with everything said, I am appreciative that the WWE put the spinner belt in the vault, and we are looking at a new WWE title. For the future generation of the WWE.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Elimination Chamber Year to Year Comparison



As Elimination Chamber comes to our screens tomorrow in New Orleans and is the last PPV to showcase the last of what is to come on the Road to Wrestlemania, where were the current EC participants last year, and how far have they come up this year to this Sunday? Let's take a look and do a comparison, shall we?

Kaitlyn and Tamina

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Coincidentally, Tamina was also in the Elimination Chamber last year, doing the same this she's doing this year--fighting for the Diva's Championship. But she takes on a new face from last year in the challenge of Kaitlyn. Beth Phoenix was the Diva's Champion last year, and aptly suited as the girl on top (no pun intended). My prediction still stands, as Tamina has had a whole year to work on her character and make something of herself, and I doubt this will be her opportunity to claim gold like her father. As with the division itself, I haven't seen any development for her character over the past year, and if an entire year brings her back to the same spot, what would be the point to continue such a "build" of a Diva? Granted, she has been pulling wins left and right as of late, but I don't think she'll pull a win from the champion.

Kaitlyn, on the other hand, was nowhere on the card for Elimination Chamber 2012, or even the main roster for that matter. Kaitlyn was buried within the NXT/FCW training grounds as part of the Chickbusters. Within a year's time, Kaitlyn has come up from NXT and made something of herself as Diva's Champion, being the focal point to replace the outgoing Eve. Kudos to Kaitlyn for working hard this year and catching WWE Creative's eye.

Antonio Cesaro and The Miz

The Miz finds himself back in the Elimination Chamber PPV, but unfortunately not as a main competitor in the Chamber itself. This is a step down for The Miz as he isn't an active part of the major championship chase, but he does save face by at least going for a mid-card title. Again, The Miz is a former World Champion, but my prediction stays, as with storylines in general, Jack Swagger should be the guy to take the US Championship. I would like more than anything for Miz to be US Champion again, but this feud should continue as it is a strong combination until Swagger comes into play for some reason.
Courtesy of the WWE

Cesaro is another superstar that has made major leaps-and-bounds while being in the WWE for a short time, less than a year on the main roster. Cesaro was still in FCW working with Alex Riley when the Elimination Chamber PPV was in town. Antonio Cesaro, again with less than a year under his belt, became US Champion within months of his debut, and has not looked back. A great superstar with exceptional talent in the ring and on the mic. Another reason why I believe that the US title should stay in Cesaro's grasp, and keep the USA booing the Swiss champion for a little longer.

The Shield, John Cena, Ryback, and Sheamus

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Yet another group of gentlemen making an impact on the WWE within a short amount of time from NXT, The Shield, in my opinion, has made a tremendous impact and has rocked the WWE to its core, in as little time as possible. So much, in fact, that Vince has dispatched his toughest superstars to try and take out this contending force. The Shield, if used correctly, and I say this with watching so much of success and failures throughout the years, can continue to be a force to dominate the WWE. Play The Shield like the nWo. However, unlike the nWo, The Shield aren't portrayed like "juvenile buddies" and are veterans of their craft. They are focused, and will take out any target with precision and efficiency. The Shield, ever since their debut (as I can't go back into last year's EC), have impressed me to the fullest, and I plead to the WWE to allow this trio to make even more of an impact in the future.
Courtesy of the WWE

Then, you can add two of the next set of three gentlemen to the MIA list for EC 2012. John Cena was the only superstar in this match up of six wrestlers to make an appearance at last year's PPV, and it was in a gimmick match versus Kane. Obviously, Cena did not have much to do and couldn't get involved into a major title feud with a major superstar going into Wrestlemania 28 against the Rock, as this was a filler match to occupy his time. This is a much higher-profile match Cena is in, so I anticipate much more action... from Sheamus and Ryback. With an even more of a planned-since-last-Wrestlemania match with the Rock, John Cena most likely will not wrestle too much in this match, and with the rumor of this match being in the Elimination Chamber (tweeted from Mr. Ryback himself and subsequently removed), Cena won't take too much of a bump to save himself and keep himself fresh for the Rock's win in Wrestlemania. Outside of Cena, Ryback was on the shelf with an injury, so with him already repackaged from cornbread eatin' Skip Sheffield and given a push to the heavens, this is a plus for Ryback on all avenues. With Vince McMahon very high on Ryback (along with any other steroid filled star), I see nothing but career-enhancing things for this star. Notice I said, "career enhancing", not potential wins. Sheamus, being last years Royal Rumble winner, was already slated in the cards to pick on Daniel Bryan and his grasp on the World Heavyweight Championship, so he wasn't on the card. Made an appearance and rattled the hamster in Bryan's head with a Celtic Cross (and going on to defeat him in a record eighteen seconds at Wrestlemania). Sheamus, I will give a step down, because as he is stuck in-between feuds now, he was a favorite and in the title picture last year. This isn't too much of a plus for him, because he could be destined for greater at this time, or just not one of Cena's bodyguards.

The Big Show and Alberto Del Rio

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Sidelined with a groin injury, Alberto Del Rio was not on the card recovering at last year's Elimination Chamber, but he did happen to make an appearance to support Johnny "Ace" Lauranitis and his "People Power" gimmick. Great heel boss, by the way. But as the current World Heavyweight Champion, this build up to the Elimination Chamber has done wonders for ADR, and he tells an awesome storyline. Ricardo Rodriguez is such a tool for the champ, which even makes Alberto's face turn more conflicting and funnier to watch. Again, with my predictions steadfast, I see Del Rio pulling off a win with his trusty comedy act of Ricardo and "stealing" a win this time via Eddie Guerrero style! Viva la Raza!

Big Show finds himself again in a contender's match for the World Heavyweight Championship, but at least he isn't surrounded by five other superstars, glass, or chains. I want to say that Big Show doesn't go up nor down "in general", but considering that there are no obstacles, no chains, no glass, no steel, no competition, and no disqualifications, this should seem as a match where Big Show can lay back and relax. My opinion brings that just a slight notch down from last year. It's not a high-profile match that says "Wow" to me, and I don't see it furthering Big Show's career. The previous articles have applauded the newcomers for going so far, but at this rate, Big Show has done nearly everything he needs to do in the WWE. Big Show has had his Wrestlemania moments. Let ADR have the win, and move on with life.

Randy Orton and Mark Henry

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Both of these individuals were put out on the shelf when the Elimination Chamber came into town last year, so they hadn't an opportunity to run for the title. Daniel Bryan himself smashed the WHC over Orton's head, allowing Orton to step out of the WWE's schedule and make some movies, apparently. Henry has suffered a hyper-extended knee injury and was out for nearly a year because of surgery and rehabilitation. Orton himself was actually slated to be in the Chamber match, but outside endeavors would keep him from continuing a storyline on the Road to Wrestlemania. Being in this match up for both men is a step up, as they were unable to compete for the World title , and they get an opportunity to do so now. Mark Henry, even with his debut inside of the Elimination Chamber, I feel will do better in this match than Orton will, as Orton has taken a downward slide with hits and misses with matches, but the Elimination Chamber changes men; they don't exit the same as when they enter.

Jack Swagger
Courtesy of the WWE

This will be Swagger's debut inside the massive steel structure, but his second time at EC. Last year, he successfully defended the United States Championship against Justin Gabriel. This is another reason why I believe that the US Championship belongs on the waist of Swagger. He embodies the US Championship, and needs to take it away from Cesaro. But that is another story for another day. With the jump to a number one contender spot, but with no title as with last year, Swagger doesn't move up or down in this exchange. Now... what happens afterward will affect his place in the WWE. With only one other cage match under his belt, this will be a test for the All-American American to see how long he can last inside the Chamber. I highly doubt that Swagger will walk away with the #1 contender spot.

Daniel Bryan and Kane
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Daniel Bryan entered into the Chamber last year as World Heavyweight Champion and walked out just the same. Yet his last elimination was Santino Marella, of all superstars. If I had been writing this last year, I would have been giving major kudos to Santino for moving away from the comedy and into a match-up of this caliber. Just on the match-up alone. But I wasn't and now I am writing about the present. Bryan walks in as the comedy act this time around, with a sizzling feud with his own tag team partner-and-champion Kane. This is a huge step down for Bryan, going through a losing match that was about eight seconds at Wrestlemania, then a ridiculous feud with AJ Lee, Kane, CM Punk, amongst others, which ultimately landed himself in an odd, but delightfully entertaining, pairing with Kane for the Tag Team Championships, to which Bryan and Kane still hold going into this match together. What is absolutely intriguing to me, is that Kane is one of Daniel's opponents. How will this end up with the Elimination Chamber? Bryan has already shown his colors to Kane at the Royal Rumble by eliminating him then for his own benefit. Will he do the same to Kane, further inciting this tension and possible break-up of an interesting tag team? And being on the same topic, Kane goes the opposite way in my mind, as he is in the Chamber and not facing SuperCena, and if Kane pulls off a victory here at the EC (highly doubtful), will he dump Bryan? Or does Bryan convince Kane to be a "dual-holder" of the World Title, a la Layla and Michelle McCool with the Diva's Title?

Chris Jericho

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Jericho is the favorite in this match, and the one with the most appearances in the Chamber (seven). With only one victory, and ten eliminations, I'd be hard pressed not to pick Jericho as the winner for this one. But there are other superstars who want the World Title, and with Jericho doing his side dealings with Fozzy and dancing with stars and destroying robots, his want (or need), isn't as great as the other men involved in the WHC contender's match. That is why I chose Mark Henry to go on with the win. Since last year, Jericho was in last years' Chamber, and he returns this year to increase his record at the Chamber. As I have said with the other superstars, I don't think the ones that are returning to take a win, but I feel Jericho will, or come very close. On top of what could build for a Ziggy Wrestlemania Moment.

The Rock

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This is a superstar has paid his dues. Dwayne Johnson, even though as I have said before that his sporadic appearances are good for business, he HAS conquered everything that he needs to do. The Rock is in amazing shape for his age; has performed in countless movies; has been champion numerous times from Intercontinental to Tag Team, to World, and the WWE Champion; The Rock has NO NEED to be around in the WWE as a performer. Such as last year. Even though The Rock had some spats throughout the year of 2011/12 with John Cena, he was a part timer that drew BIG for the WWE, and that's how he's being used. Vince knows that The Rock has massive drawing power, and by having the Rock as champion, and having him showcase the WWE Title in his movie outings gives more exposure to the organization. So, the Rock was no where near a WWE ring one year ago, and most likely laughed at an appearance at the Elimination Chamber. Now, being WWE Champion, his schedule requires him to show his face a little more than four times a year (I'm guessing, so don't crucify me), and he is required to show at the Elimination Chamber this year to face CM Punk. I like this pairing when it first left the ground around the Royal Rumble. It was fresh, and it wasn't something washed out and repeated. Granted, this is great to see The Rock in a WWE ring, and the WWE needs charisma such as his, and the drawing power for it. And with CM Punk, these are two great performers that will pull off a spectaular match. My prediction still stands. The Rock will go onto Wrestlemania to face John Cena.

CM Punk
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Where was CM Punk at this time last year? HE WAS WWE CHAMPION!! It's been a short time removed of his position on the throne of the WWE Universe, and for 434 days, he was on top. No one could touch him, until the Rock decided to rear his face in the title picture, and Vince snatched the belt off of Punk. But Punk is a class act, and a workhorse. Punk knows that the Rock will leave and go away back to Hollywood. But for 434 days straight, unheard of for a WWE Champion not named John Cena for quite some time. The last superstar to even come close to such a record (outside of John Cena's own record of 380 days) was Randy Savage back in February 1988 with a stretch of 371 days! John Cena and CM Punk are the only individuals in twenty-five years that have held the WWE title over a year's time. And at Elimination Chamber last year, CM Punk retained his title in the Chamber. CM Punk now walks into the Elimination Chamber PPV one-on-one with The Rock for a rematch from the Royal Rumble. Punk will lose. But, rumor has it that if, and only if, the Undertaker has the gumption to make it to Wrestlemania this year, CM Punk will have his opportunity to take on the Streak. Having the title for so long, having Paul Heyman draw so much heat, I see Punk going a long way into 2013.

Elimination Chamber is tomorrow. With comparisons between last year and this year, there are newer faces who have made a strong impact so early in their careers, and many have made a jump . If utilized the right way, the old will pass the torch to the new, and bring a new generation beyond the conservative era that Linda McMahon imposed on the WWE. 2013 is a new year. Let us hope that the Road to Wrestlemania leads the way to excitement!

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Elimination Chamber Breakdown




Elimination Chamber Breakdown

WWE Championship -- The Rock (C) VS CM Punk

The Rock (C) VS CM Punk
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With the Elimination Chamber less than a week away, the WWE has the PPV card built, and of course there will be a little bit of tweaks from now 'til Sunday. The Rock will put his title on the line in a rematch against CM Punk (and a smiling Paul Heyman in his corner) with the edge running against the eight-time WWE champion. If The Rock is counted out, or disqualified, he will lose the belt, going against typical one-fall rules, of course. With Heyman instilling this rule to Vickie Guererro (and on speakerphone, Vince McMahon), this will most definitely be put into play, most likely keeping The Rock within the means of countout. I believe that this will mirror the "screw-job" Punk and Heyman have been mouthing off about, to ensure that the Rock does not walk into Wrestlemania. Unfortunately, it is slated in the cards (and most likely in the Rock's contract) that Punk will lose and the Rock will headline Wrestlemania with John Cena for a second time.

TWS Prediction: The Rock defeats CM Punk with the Rock Bottom.


Diva's Championship -- Kaitlyn (C) VS Tamina


Kaitlyn (C) VS Tamina
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Even though much thought shouldn't go into this particular match-up, and I try to give every match some credibility, but I cannot see this championship match, or any match-up in the future, any where near the caliber of Diva's/Women's wrestling as it was in the early 2000's with Trish Stratus, Lita, Victoria, and Jacqueline  These women could have been legitimate cross-over Intercontinental champions, and that's what I would like to see with today's women wrestlers; to make a legitmate "Diva", package them as tough women, but equally sexy, who could possibly take out a male cruiserweight. But I digress; this isn't about the legitimacy of the Diva's Championship--it is about the match between Kaitlyn and Tamina. Honestly, I will most likely be using the restroom with this in mind, as there is zero drawing potential. Put the title on Natalya, bring Eddie Guerrero's daughter in and team her with Vickie, and make this division a serious one.

TWS Prediction: No interest in this whatsoever, but Kaitlyn should walk away the winner in this one.


World Heavyweight Championship -- Alberto Del Rio (C) VS Big Show


Alberto Del Rio (C) VS Big Show
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This feud has cultivated for some time between both these gentlemen, putting on such biblical proportions such as David VS Goliath. This also brings to mind the juvenile antics of the late Eddie Guerrero on, surprisingly enough, the Big Show back in 2003, but with a little more class, so to speak. However, after Elimination Chamber, this feud should be put to rest, so ADR can focus on his match at Wrestlemania. I don't think the WWE will put the strap back on Big Show as from what I see, they're going a different way for a transitional champion for the World Heavyweight title. Alberto Del Rio will go on to headline Wrestlemania, but I foresee he will drop it at the Grandest Stage of Them All. Of course, I can also be very wrong. But if Wrestling 101 has taught me anything, it's all a matter of predictability.

TWS Prediction: Alberto Del Rio defeats Big Show with the help of Ricardo Rodriguez.


Unites States Championship -- Antonio Cesaro (C) VS The Miz

Antonio Cesaro VS The Miz
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Ric Flair has to be involved in this in some capacity. The Miz has begun to open up his play book to using many of Flair's arsenal, taking the Nature Boy's very own Figure-4 and using it in his repertoire of moves. A rub from Flair will assist Miz in his poor face turn, and might help him establish himself outside of his whiny endeavors to succeed as a good guy. Although the WWE has tried to have Miz work Cesaro before for the US Championship, I don't think the Miz is the American that will take the title from him. If Flair is involved, then that may turn into a possibility.

TWS Prediction: I'm feeling Antonio Cesaro retains. 


The Shield VS John Cena/Ryback/Sheamus

The Shield VS John Cena, Ryback, and Sheamus
Courtesy of WWE
Does the Shield make a legitimate stand, pull off a win, and prove to the WWE Universe that these young gentlemen can fight off the best of the best? The Shield has been hyped up for a while now, and with this being their second official match-up... what will we see? As Cena and Sheamus don't have anything to do until Wrestlemania (well, Cena anyway), they have been thrusted into this storyline to which The Shield claims Cena is the "injustice" in the WWE that they are trying to correct. What I don't understand is, why the other attacks on other superstars, such as Orton, Ryback, and Sheamus? If Cena is the problem, the "injustice", then all of the other superstars have no place in the attacks. The Shield should have named certain wrestlers and stated their injustices, or just kept their intentions hidden.

In any event, to protect Cena and make sure that he doesn't get hurt on his Road to Wrestlemania, I see The Shield putting Sheamus on the shelf for the time being (as he has nothing in the events up until Wrestlemania), Ryback will move on with the Shield in some capacity, and Cena going to Wrestlemania relatively unscathed. Much chaos will ensue, but the Shield will walk away with their arms raised.

TWS Prediction: The Shield pulls off a major upset.

Elimination Chamber Match for the #1 Contender Spot for the
World Heavyweight Championship
Courtesy of WWE
Elimination Chamber Match: #1 Contender for the WHC -- Randy Orton VS Daniel Dryan VS Kane VS Chris Jericho VS Mark Henry VS Jack Swagger

THIS is the match I am interested in seeing, and how it will play out. With so many new elements put into play into the Wold Title picture, I hope that this match steals the show at Elimination Chamber. Why? There are so many elements brewing in one kettle that can make this and the aftermath of the World Heavyweight Championship going into Wrestlemania so compelling that SmackDown may be a show I look forward to tune in to.

Daniel Bryan and Kane
As current Tag team champions, both Kane and Daniel Bryan will go against each other in the Elimination Chamber. Not favorites to win the match, both members of Team Hell No have had their quarrels recently, and may continue to do so within the chain walls of the Elimination Chamber. Yet, they have held the titles for some time (a little under five months), therefore, they may happen to team up and eliminate other competitors that serve a bigger threat, and ultimately eliminate one or the other (I see Bryan taking the opportunity to putting away Kane in some sneaky capacity). This is one element that may serve a higher purpose and a bit of intrigue to see what happens between the two. Dissension or unity? Either way, I highly doubt either man will walk away the winner, as I see a potential break up of an odd pairing.

Chris Jericho
Recently returning and doing a spectacular job at the Royal Rumble, Jericho has been on a successful run this time around unlike last time with Dolph Ziggler, and my money is on Jericho winning the Elimination Chamber. His experience is unrivaled and unparalleled with seven appearances, and ten eliminations in the chamber. Came really close to winning the Rumble; why not give him the opportunity once again to run for the gold... for about five minutes? Wait... five minutes?! Simple... I foresee Jericho winning again at Wrestlemania just to have Ziggler cash in his chance and defeat Jericho at Wrestlemania, setting up another storyline for Jericho to work, and send him out gracefully, passing the torch the correct way. Although I wouldn't mind seeing Jericho take one last run with the WHC winning at Wrestlemania and Ziggler cashing in, losing, and winning the belt legitimately at Extreme Rules or a future PPV.

Jack Swagger
A man that has absolutely no business in this match. I say this because he should have been connected to the United States Championship feud that the Miz is involved in with Antonio Cesaro. Cesaro has been running his mouth claiming that "no American" has been able to defeat him. The All-American American, Jack Swagger, could be the potential American who could have done so, with a perfectly placed face turn-slash-Kurt Angle rip. Again, I'm getting off topic here. Swagger's intentions are ill-fitting, and he won't make it past the third elimination.

Mark Henry
A little of a wild card here, Henry has returned to bring pain. I really can't say that he will be successful, but that does happen to depend on his chances on what time he enters the match. I haven't seen Henry carry a long-winded match in a long time, but a clean win over Randy Orton this past Monday shows that maybe Vince and Creative are willing to put the strap on Henry again, and keep him as an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. I'm unsure of the outcome with Henry in it, but I'm pretty sure that he will get one or two eliminations before he is through. Mark Henry is a toss-up.

Randy Orton
The Viper is stuck between jobs, so-to-speak. Orton hasn't had a legitimate feud (outside of random matches and attacks from the Shield) for quite some time. Placing him in this match without any build-up may be cost-effective for Orton and the WWE. Then again, it may be enough to start a feud with Alberto Del Rio and turn Orton heel in the process. Dirt sheets stated that the WWE was hinting at a possible World Title Match between Orton and Sheamus at Wrestlemania, but with Sheamus busy with the Shield, and ADR still with his paws on the belt, it seems very unlikely. Another toss-up, but much less favorable than Mark Henry walking out of the EC with the title.

TWS Prediction: Many elements, but Chris Jericho or Mark Henry takes the contender's spot.


All in all, this PPV card for the Elimination Chamber looks promising as the go-home pay-per-view for Wrestlemania. With the common element of the Undertaker still missing, along with one or two major focus points, there is some time to build for WWE's twenty-ninth spectacular. Let's hope the Elimination Chamber does not disappoint!

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Does the Deadman Arise for Wrestlemania?

The Undertaker
Courtesy of WWE

For a couple of months now, this has been the question posed among many fans and WWE personnel alike--Does The Undertaker make an appearance at Wrestlemania to defend the streak? The Undertaker is the oldest "active" (and I use that term loosely) wrestler on the WWE roster at 47, following Kane at 45. One may say that, "Well, Kane is very active for being 45 and he can definitely make it to Wrestlemania", but there are a lot of differences between both wrestlers' timeline in the WWE. The Undertaker has been in high profile matches, some very hazardous in his career (multiple Hell in a Cell matches, Last Rides, Caskets, etcetera). The Undertaker also began his career in 1984, eight years before Kane stepped foot into the squared circle, and was already main-eventing Wrestlemanias and holding World Championships before Kane made his debut. More so, Kane has allowed Daniel Bryan carry a ton of weight in tag matches to ease aging aches and pains. But this article isn't meant to dwell on the Undertaker's past; it is about the present, and ultimately, the future of the Dead Man.

Will the Undertaker make it this year to Wrestlemania 29?
Only he knows the answer to that.
Courtesy of the WWE
Triple H, Chief Operating Officer of the WWE and part-timer extraordinaire  stated that the WWE Universe has not seen the last of the Undertaker. This was a broad and general statement leaving many possibilities and outcomes open for interpretation. In what capacity will we see the Undertaker return? In a wheelchair? Joking aside, possible opponents thrown Undertaker's way have been Ryback, CM Punk, Brock Lesnar, and Triple H (repeat). Ultimately, the decision to face which wrestler is decided by Taker himself, and more importantly, will this wrestler end the streak? Will the streak even be put on the line at this Wrestlemania? And will this wrestler chosen be pushed into the stars and be revered as a legend or a fraud that the IWC will absolutely despise and tune out? Honestly, I don't think the WWE really cares what the IWC thinks, but they are interested in preserving the Undertaker's legacy and keep him around on a Legend's Contract with the best of intentions and keep him out of TNA territory. There has been several ideas as there are doubts of Undertaker's healthy return of having a tag-team match and allow Taker to keep his streak intact; keeping the streak alive by not bringing it into Wrestlemania as a contention; or having him avoid Wrestlemania altogether. It has been nearly thirteen years that the Dead Man has has a Wrestlemania off, since Wrestlemania 2000 (17), and it may be well deserved. On top of that, there hasn't been a build for any type of feud with the Undertaker, and it would be slightly rushed to start a feud with a superstar two months away from April 7th, and even so right after Elimination Chamber. If this is Taker's last ride (no pun intended), it should be big. Monumental. It should tell a story on the (possible) downfall of the Dead Man and pass the torch to a young superstar the correct way and not have it handed off to some main-eventer who is already established.

Mark Callaway, as the Undertaker outside the world of wrestling entertainment, has a healthy life from the ring. Married to former WWE Diva Michelle McCool with a baby girl, he is a real estate investor with business partner Scott Everhart. Taker is well established and with one or two years left in him within the business, Undertaker could retire very comfortably after a handsome payday from Vince and Wrestlemania. But again, the main question is; will he show? Rumor has it, he is training for the big one, but that is another vague statement. I believe that Taker should rest one more year to Wrestlemania 30, and take a Lesnar-esque schedule and pick one wrestler to start a feud with, and run with it all year, psycho-analyzing this rookie and and mentally picking him apart, piece by piece, until the big one where the young defeats the old.

I'm thinking Ziggy.

Friday, February 8, 2013

Justice Gathered In Black

The Shield from left to right; Reigns, Ambrose, and Rollins
Courtesy of the WWE

At the Elimination Chamber, The Shield (Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins) will be defending what they perceive as injustice versus the baby-face combination of Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus as their second official match up. Four months ago, The Shield has been showing up at random picking apart then-champion CM Punk's direct competition, and then spreading out to attack other faces within the WWE in an attempt to establish themselves and prove to be a dominant force, not unlike the Nexus. Many similarities are between the two heel factions, as the young Nexus developed from NXT, and so have the Shield. WWE has taken the NXT into a televised training ground for the up-and-comers, which is not a bad idea. It gives the viewer at home an insight on who the WWE is to groom, and bring to the main roster. However, back to the subject at hand, will The Shield be successful, and for how long?

With the Nexus, this was a rag-tag band of eight rookies who came within the WWE to wreck havoc with anyone in the locker room. Throughout their short two-month tenure, they were whittled down from disbanding, injuries, and dissection until CM Punk took over in December 2011. But I'm not talking about the New Nexus. I am making the comparisons between the Barrett-led Nexus to the Shield. Again, the original Nexus was short lived, and now with a four month and going status with The Shield, will this new faction from NXT work? Not many three-wrestler factions survived for a long run throughout the WWE, however there were a couple of mentions such as the nWo (with all of their incarnations), and Team Angle. The "three" in the stable is what leads to be the issue, however this may change with the new creative management shift. The Shield may be here to stay, maybe for a couple more months. Creative must have something for these guys to do, and they need to learn to effectively keep it switched up and compelling.

I always pitch for compelling storylines. It is what the WWE is lacking and has been for quite some time.

The Shield making their mark upon Rey Mysterio.
Courtesy of WWE
Ambrose, Reigns, and Rollins go into the Elimination Chamber against three of WWE's top faces as their second fight; the first was against Ryback, Kane, and Daniel Bryan. Cena and Sheamus, being former World champions, bring some legitimacy for a win to their team, and Ryback has been seething to get his hands on The Shield in a fair fight. And don't count out the rest of the WWE locker room who came out to keep the Shield in the ring while Cena, Sheamus, and Ryback took a page from the Shield and entered from all sides. Instead of a regular six-man tag team match, WWE should have booked it a Lumberjack match as the locker room emptied out and maintained some order. If, however, the Shield defeats their opposition clean, it will propel them as a legitimate threat and a serious force. I just don't see the WWE taking the Shield in that direction, not with the lumberjack match, and even with winning clean. Being a heel stable, I foresee a dirty win, if the Shield is given the win. With SuperCena being the "leader" of all this, I see the Five Moves of Doom to put away and bury the Shield. I see this, but I hope the Shield isn't given the ax so early in it's career.

Cena, Sheamus, and Ryback will be tested against the unity
of The Shield at the Elimination Chamber.
Courtesy of the WWE
Cena, Sheamus, and Ryback have nothing to lose if they don't pick up the win. Cena is already guaranteed a spot at Wrestlemania, and he is filling up his time while CM Punk slowly fades into another storyline of his own in order to face the Rock; Sheamus is filling in himself while he picks another opponent after Wrestlemania, and Ryback, well, he's stuck with the Shield until he ultimately wins, or is thrown into a mid-card championship with either Antonio Cesaro or Wade Barrett (whom are both busy, respectively). At this point in time, the WWE already has storylines lined up until Wrestlemania. The Shield will ultimately fall back and dissipate unless Creative gives them something to demolish and destroy every week. Unless...

Take the alliance with Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar. Heyman and Lesnar will lead the Shield to greatness.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

All-American Similarities

Your Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle
Courtesy of WWE

There is only one individual within this writer's mind that embodies the world of professional wrestling more than Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle. Angle entered into the WWE (then World Wrestling Federation) with a decorated amateur background in professional wrestling in high school, Clarion University of Pennsylavnia, and being a two-time gold medalist, once in the World Wrestling Championships, and went further to wrestle in the 1996 Summer Olympics, suffering a neck injury with two fractured vertebrae and still winning the Gold medal.

Kurt Angle first experienced the world of wrestling entertainment as a guest commentator for Extreme Championship Wrestling in 1996. Being of an amateur background and well known already as an Olympic wrestler, Shane Douglas invited Angle to attend ECW's High Incident, but was highly shocked by the controversial ending to the Sandman's barbed wire "crucifixion" by ECW wrestler Raven.

Two years later, Kurt Angle went to sign on the WWE (then the World Wrestling Federation), marking his first match victory in April against Jerry Lawler's son, Brian Christopher, among several more throughout his tenure of the WWF/E. Kurt Angle made his mark as a new face and taking on the likes of Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, Undertaker, and even the Rock for multiple championships throughout his career in the WWE.

Angle then went on, after his run as the "Wrestling Machine" in the newly formed "WWECW", to ask for his release from the WWE. Being such a workhouse as he was, Angle asked for his release as he was working hurt, sometimes at a severe limit. Angle also left to free up some payroll within the WWE being at the top of the budget list as top talent. Kurt had signed a deal with WWE's direct competition, Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling to limit his time in the ring and allow him to re-cooperate with a limited schedule. Since being with TNA in 2006, Kurt Angle has accomplished quite a bit, even becoming the WWE's fifth Grand Slam champion, the WWE's tenth Triple Crown champion, and TNA's second Triple Crown Champion.

But after all this, after everything that Kurt Angle has done, what more can one do with being so decorated? TNA is Kurt's current home, but should Kurt return to the WWE for one last run? This writer honestly believes that Kurt Angle could have one last successful run within the WWE, being appropriately paid, and make a showcase of his return. I believe that Kurt Angle is one of, if not the best versatile wrestlers in the business, and can continue to being so for quite some time. Returning to the WWE and giving the level of experience to the young wrestlers of today would really benefit both Angle and whoever he is working with, and give the newer generation the "Olympic" rub and shoot their star higher into main-event status. As it stands, there are several wrestlers who have been adapted one way or another, and there is one in particular that stands out in my mind--the "All-American American," Jack Swagger.

Jack Swagger has been seemingly been modeled after Angle and the "American" status quo.
Courtesy of the WWE

Swagger returning on his victory
against Kofi Kingston.
Courtesy of WWE
Swagger himself mirrors Angle's own beginning college amateur wrestling career, along with being a defensive tackle for the University of Oklahoma. Being the Head of Talent Relations at the time, and a fellow supporter of the Sooners, Jim Ross contacted Swagger and offered him a contract as the All-American. Swagger then adapted the use of Angle's ankle lock, branding it as his own "Patriot Act". Similarities between Swagger and Angle would eventually lead to an established college wrestling background, branded as an "American" Hero, and down to the ankle lock. When one really thinks down to the wire, the subject brings to mind, if Kurt Angle is not returning to the WWE, are they packaging Swagger as a tuned-down version of Angle? There isn't any ability to overcome lisps and weak promo spots, but if used with efficiency, Swagger could very well be the next "American Hero".

With Swagger re-emerging on SmackDown not even five days ago, he demanded to have a spot in the Elimination Chamber Pay-Per-View, and subsequently defeated Kofi Kingston. At this point in Swagger's career, an Elimination Chamber spot for the World Heavyweight Title, or even a face turn for the United States Championship against Antonio Cesaro. Who knows what will happen, but needless to say, with slight tweaking to his character, Swagger can be the new generation's Kurt Angle.

Only time will tell.



Sunday, February 3, 2013

Stuck Between a Brock and a Hard Place


Today is Super Bowl Sunday. As a Californian, I should be expected to watch the game being as there is a Californian team (for those of you who live under a rock, the San Francisco 49ers), but I would much rather be engrossed in wrestling, because as football goes away for a couple months, wrestling entertainment will always be here, and I can always entertain you fine folks who read!

With that said, Brock Lensar has signed another deal with the WWE, lasting all the way through Wrestlemania 31. Rumor has is that the deal inked is similar to what he is currently signed up for, showing up sporadically throughout the next two years and being paid an exorbitant amount of cash for his appearances.

Just another part-timer.

Brock Lesnar has signed a new contract to last
all through Wrestlemania 31
Courtesy of WWE.
Take this with a grain of salt; sure, the WWE has other "part-timers" like The Rock (current WWE Champion), Chris Jericho, Triple H, and at the current rate, the Undertaker. Yet with the amount of money going out into Brock's pocket and the money going into the WWE on an individual basis, is the contract necessarily worth it? And secondly, with the amount of time Brock has invested in the organization with actually making appearances, is it really effective enough to be engrossed in Brock Lesnar, the character? Lesnar made less appearances than Pay Per Views last year, randomly picking fights with John Cena and then Triple H for not being the corporate "Yes Man" as Laurinaitis was at the time and allowing to let Lesnar run a muck within the WWE. Eventually, Brock broke the Game and "left" as the newly crowned "King of Kings" and Touting to the WWE Universe that he didn't need to be a part of the WWE any longer, and took his leave with Paul Heyman in tow.

However, Paul E. Dangerously came back a few months later in September with a new protege in mind; CM Punk. Heyman's alliance with then then-current WWE Champion propelled CM Punk into a chorus of boos and major heat, as Heyman himself, known over years of wrestling to be "the" bad guy from his days of ECW. Paul Heyman portrays a new level of extraordinary persona of the heel character, and instilled a partial of his own sans-credibility to Punk. CM Punk went on for a record of 434 days as champion, with three of those months with Paul Heyman at his side. Heyman even had newcomer Brad Maddox, and the fresh faced stable "The Shield" work under him to ensure Punk's continual reign as champion... and all these elements could have worked even longer, save for an intervention from Vince McMahon himself. All of these elements ooze heat by Paul Heyman, and he knows exactly how to work the crowd. This writer believes that Heyman himself is one of the better, if not the best, promoter-slash-booker. As Eric Bischoff stated as a title of his biography, "Controversy Creates Cash." Paul Heyman is the embodiment of it. Genius.

Paul Heyman "pleads" with Brock Lesnar last Monday night
to cease his attack on Vince McMahon
Courtesy of the WWE
But now, CM Punk lost the WWE Championship to Hollywood actor Dwayne Johnson. What else is there for Punk? And for that matter, where does Heyman go from here? The result? Punk gives The Rock an opportunity for a rematch (what a twist!), and Heyman has been transitioned ever so smoothly from Punk to Brock with a "vicious assault" to Vince. Always known to be a "Paul Heyman" guy, Brock comes back at the right time to restart a feud with Triple H (part-timer extraordinaire, future embedded via Hogan-esqe ability), with the F-5 to the Chairman. And looking deeper into the scheme of things, Vince McMahon "screwed" CM Punk (aligned with Heyman) out the title. Heyman calls upon the Next Big Thing to take care of things with Vince, which will then connect everything down to the Executive Son-in-Law, igniting a repeat of last year's Summerslam for Wrestlemania. Part-timers then go their separate ways and leave the scraps to the active mid-carders.

Granted, this build up (which we haven't seen something this monumental and drawn out for some time) leaves for good storytelling, and there are so many elements and angles brought into this. CM Punk, Brock Lesnar, Vince McMahon, The Shield, even possibilities for Cena, the Rock, Triple H, Vince McMahon, and many more. All of these wrestlers are tied in with this story one way or another.

Courtesy of the wrestlingtruth.com; WWE

And stuck in the middle of everything, is Paul Heyman.